the couch and tv
The couch have the bed under futon but is good the couch I have two one big couch have under bed and another small couch good and tv is good just email me or text me ########## me sell 50.00 to 100 for include
MM.. Couch I have. Sell it for $50 I will. Under bed futon have. TV – good is. Sentence structure, mangled I have. Commentary on man’s inhumanity to man, this is.
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When 900-yrs old you become, speak as well you will not.
To sell the futon and couch I must do or do not. There is no try.
Good is the tv, under the couch and futon.
*raises hand*
Jedi Master, how does one watch the TV when it is under the couch and futon? Please illuminate me.
Rely on your eyes you mustn’t.
Use the Force.
*waves hand*
*sets Lola on fire*
Get your hands away from my pants, IF.
*waves hand*
This is not the hidden TV you’re looking for.
In Russian Soviet, couch futon you, it does.
Large couch under bed? How big bed is? And why for sale it is not?
Sparky bought a futon couch; he bought it for a C.
His sister had another one; she paid it for a TV.
She put the bed under the futon; she sat on them both.
She put the bed under the futon; she sat on them both.
She put the bed under the futon; she sat on them both.
She put the bed under the futon; she watched the TV, woke us up.
I said, “SPARKY!”
Is there nothing else to do?
I said, “SPARKY!”
Than to stack up furniture?
I said, “SPARKY!”
Is there nothing else to do?
I said, “SPARKY!”
Watched TV and woke us up.
If the couch is under the bed, and the TV is under the couch…
Sparky here has got some powerful Matryoshka Feng Shui going!
They don’t have much horizontal space in their home… plenty of vertical however. STACK ALL THE THINGS
The Couch and the TV
There I was with the old futon
Stained again so off I’d ran
Wrong words crashing around me
No possibilities of selling what you need
He looked at me and cringed
Said “No, no, no, no, no Sparky
See the couch and the TV
Under in the bed it likes to lie.”
Couch and TV
Beneath it had to pry
He roll back down to the warm soft cushion, crying
He don’t know why, He don’t know why
Couch and TV
We need to set up a telethon to buy Sparky some punctuation.
Sofa, so good.
So close, so close and yet sofa.
is there another category that we need for Sparkydom of Jedi Zen?
*sorry*
Zen Jedi that we Sparkydom another of is there category need for ?
*I’ve had to count the words, TWICE, to get to second question correct…. by which I mean wrong
Dagobah Blow Out Sale, this is.
Undersold, we will not be.
Bad credit, trust the force, better it will be.
TVs, Bed, Couches, go they all must.
Jedi Master Yoda, special appearance will we provide.
Today at suns’ zenith, be here or miss him, you will.
Ailse 11, blue light special in there is.
Fleeing this sale I am. Purple from red-shift the light is.
Where is everyone today?
Taco am busy today.
Tiny bear dog is under the couch.
I’m in the corner.
Is today the day they have Two-for-One body shots at Gentleman Jayne’s All-Male Revue?
Only if you wear the hat. Or have a pub song about you being the hero of Canton.
I am not here. I do not exist.
Welcome to the Ghost Realm, Dave and/or Ferrets!
You didn’t think so therefore you were not?
*waves hand*
These are not the snarkers you’re looking for.
Move along.
I am where I am.
I am where I am, and where I am needs no excuses.
I’m here today but wasn’t yesterday
For hamburgers today on Tuesday I will pay.
Liking everyone I have been.
I’m at work! In New Zealand! Wishing I was outside in the sun. 🙁
Okay, lurkers!
Apparently many of our regularly-scheduled snarkers are busy with “jobs” and “work”.
Psssshhh…whatever – won’t catch me letting that interfere with my fun.
Anywho – they are busy, so the stage is nearly bare.
Get your arses up here and comment! Even if it’s just a “Hello”!
Points for creativity and coffee slices for everyone!
Well, that went well.
*embarrassed cough*
Hello?
I think you intimidated them, CJ.
*points at the rat lady*
Well, not all of them.
Maybe… we don’t actually have lurkers, after all.
Intimidated, perhaps, lack of mitaclorians worrying, they are?
Yoda day hate, do I.
Sound in head, it is
CJ, I keep trying to bring the lurkers out, too. It only seems to work when drmk (MBBUH) issues the directive. The force is strong in that one.
Here am I! Lurk I did. Write do I now! Practice does my snark however need.
Welcome whatisthestars – great name and avatar. Let your mind run free (with the wildebeeste) then snarkdom will come. I was a snarkless human once – now I’m not.
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HAPPY UNBIRTHDAY IN THE SNARK LOUNGE
The couch and bed are under the futon. The dust bunnies are having a party and we’re bringing the cheese head fondue fountain. Don’t forget your unbubler and worm blankets. The tv is still good, so don’t worry about bringing the canadian one. I hope there is enough include for everyone. Hope to see ya there!
Ooh, party… hope the girl sees this!
The tv is good, but the microwave is evil.
I thought that was the toaster oven?
The microwave evil is, after 120 instead of 1:20 setting was.
Indeed. That is all I need to say.
::continues to try to get that smell out of her apartment/llamaderp stable::
Apparently a good way to remove nasty smoky smells from your flat is to burn turpentine on a shovel. For reals, that’s what my ‘Guide to Flatting’ suggested. Granted, it also mentioned needing to be wary of people who advertised bedsits with “no coloureds”, noting “you don’t want to live with a racialist” and didn’t cover mixed-sex flatting as it was a new phenomenon they didn’t have data on yet… But it had a section on making booze out of just about any fruit/vege known to man, so I hung on to it.
I am here and my Not.A.Lion. avatar is elsewhere …….
On vacation?
The llama derp avatar went on vacation once and when it came back it was missing several teeth and carrying the severed head of Steve Martin. I never did ask where it went.
Running with *cough* at the wildebeeste …… nomnomnomnom
I just legally changed my name. You should all be very proud of yourselves.
Derp Derp squee!
Derp de-derp de-derp
Squee! Squee!
*knock knock* How’s everyone doing in the box today? Do you need anything? Food, water, a couch with a tv under it?
TV under couch under futon = Couch portmanteau.
FECK! I forgot to mention Fibonacci yesterday!
I fail at being a geek!
*weeps into his dice bag*
what did he do? why mention him? did he solve his problem? did the ointment work?
If you were in the box on Thursday (I’m looking at you. Lola, drmk, CJ, MandaB, Hammy, Dave, and assorted ferrets), please take one of these punchity punch punches and report to the office for questioning. Uh, except drmk, (MBBUH). You’re free to go.
Good Morning, Swamp Thing!