YSaC, Vol. 1056: Does it have John Turturro too, or is this the French version?
Hello Mr. Keyword Spammer – what do you have for us today?
———————–BIRDCAJE
cage birds, including the shelf , the caje is clean $ 40 ###-###-####
Keywords: Coralife, Aqualight, fresh water, salt water, aquarium, light, compact, fluorescent, lamps, fish, aquarium, bulbs, fish tank, led lights,oscar,fresh water, kamalau,black,silver spotted, florida, blood crab, snail, algae eater, datnoid, bichir, canister, fx5,fluval heater, goldfish, light, marine, anemone, marine light aqua soil corals shermdeazel, ricordia, xenia, zoos, saltwater, reef, coral, Culture, tiger,aquarium, angelfish, shrimp, live, liverock, saltwater, Food pellet pellets fixture, halide, bow front, tang, flower horn, cichlid, arowana, pleco, fish, discus, loach, eel, Goldfish, Catfish, coral, ricordea, zoos, zoanthid, flowerhorn ada aquariums t8 filter magnum emperor gar, flowerhorn, parrot Keyword: shark, freshwater, fluorescent, SEA CLEAR glass, cichlids, gar, zoo korallin fei feng, jardini, discus,filters, bichir knife,loach,ghost,bichir,datnoid,dat ammano discus blood acropora, SPS,LPS protein skimmer, sapphire, nano, nanocube, jbj, salt,anemone,frag,frags, arapaima,big fish tank,peacock bass,clown, cultures wet dry fresh water, crs fry cichlid, cichlids plexy co2 planted metal halide halides power worms, barb, pleco,Aquarium, catfish,pacu, African, great, rare, Odyssea gravel, canister, African, king kamfa, red dragon, golden monkey, cleaner worm HQI fluval driftwood, guppy brine amano reef T5 HO combo set up kit retrofit soft hard power compact hamilton protein skimmer alligator, gator, duster,zoas,refuge,chaeto,algae,macroalgae,sand free lights, fluorescent lighting tetra, , fluvals fresh water sump wet/dry coralife aqualight live filter,hydor, hood cherry tiger shrimp mushrooms, clams lfs plant tanks fishtank plexiglass acrylic corals, bichir, fish, arowana, datnoid, pleco, angelfish, dicus, fresh water, tropical,rock, compact pc t5 staghorn, fish, bowfront, airpump,UV light, good, deal, overflow wave maker wavemaker wavemakers stony flagtail,feifeng, rio koi kois yuma feather eheim substrate heater, ricordea, TRUVU, TRU VU, king kong parrot, flowerhorn, piranha,piranhas oscar lobster, shark, shrimp, amino deltec jbj mag drive betta stand, arowana
I would LOVE to see all those together in one birdcage. Especially the shark. Kim, who sent this in, says that she’s not sure what a shermdaezel is, but if it can go in a cage with an alligator, she wants one.
Of course, those mushrooms are pretty antisocial. I’m not sure how well they’d get on with the clown.
Thanks for the horror, Kim!
It looks like Sparky put every word he knew into this ad.
And some he just made up.
After “wave maker wavemaker wavemakers”, does it say something about Eminem?
I don’t think so, FM. It says stony, not Slim Shady. Then again. . .
I have a breeding pair of lacawates valtrus-suka, and this is just about the perfect size. I could fill a beauty with Spice Christ and hang it the cage for them.
Seriously, though, four mentions of bichir and one correct spelling of the actual item?
Finally I can get this headboard clean!
Is it the whore side?
Yes! I’ve been waiting for weeks and weeks to use that! I am SO cool! It’s going to be an awesome Monday!
*does the happy happy joy joy dance at her desk*
*reads keywords, decides to change name to Xenia Recordia, Keeper of Stony Flagtail Feifings*
But you can still call me “CJ” for short.
Is that pronounced Throatwarbler Mangrove?
I’m pretty sure that cleaner worm HQI fluval driftwood would make a lovely table for whatever you want. Unlike the dirty kind.
I bet Sparky was very surprised when he tried to fill his “birdcaje” with water for all those fish he has listed in that wall-o-text.
free misjay$40 birdcaje!That’s an excellent price for the cage, and no one else will find it by the keywords! Of course, doing business with this Sparky could be a mistake. The $40 is just to view the caje, then he chants “rio koi kois yuma feather” and turns you into a king kong parrot! I’ll have to think about it some more.
Is that a parrot so big it perches on skyscrapers and swats at planes?
Well, squawks at planes, but you have the idea. 8)
Birdcaje – the Brazilian version of “La Cage aux Folles”?
That’s all I got. It’s Monday, I’m not caffeinated, and I spent the last four days cleaning and doing things around the house.
Also: Isn’t it “Turturro”?
/pedantry
Fixed. It’s not so easy to write these posts from your cell phone when you’re on vacation.
*wishes she had drmk’s issues right about now…especially if it meant being somewhere cooler than here*
I am always amazed at the intricate thought process that comes to the conclusion that people searching craigslist for a piranha might, upon finding this ad instead, change his mind and get a birdcage. I think psychologists should study Sparky’s brain, much like they do with serial killers, and perhaps find keys to the development (and therefore, prevention) of Sparkyism.
I endorse Cindy’s plan to
pokestudy Sparky’s brain.:wanders off to find a sharp stick:
We’re also going to need lots of lemon juice!
*Runs off to the store*
And electrodes.
…and limes, tequila, salt….
and we can keep it in a jar labelled “Abby Normal”
Here are some bullets in case you don’t find a sharp-enough stick.
Comment space for sale, suitable for bird, cat, dog, monkey, quiltsquare, or whatnot.
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Keywords: Space, typewriter, paper, Payper, Elder Rosteria, knowledge, peanut butter, free, Caldonia, Dpack, elongated vowel movement, pendant, pencil, television, Gregarious Nature Squirrel, all the things, Simonize Artiste, sanswich, sandy, sandwich, Illusion Jackrabbit, Bea Arthur, Red table, roofer roofer roofer, ice thong, wit, whit, with, pirate ninja monkey robots from space, Lionel Ritchie cheese head, quiet t-shirt time, and now for something completely different, jailbait, corner, square ovals, Sparkles, Internet, pecil, towel, in a cup, 42, sammiches
But I was looking for Crisco. Damn it… back to the hunt.
You forgot PUDDING NOT ON FIRE!!!
Kumquat! Fallopian! Rumbled Bottom Walrus Emasculater! Turtle neck! Pecan Pie! Snarfblat!
What? I thought we were suppose to spout of random gibberish. No? Poop.
Yeah, that’s totally strong enough to hold a King Kong Parrot. Just like a couple of ropes on a stage were enough to hold down the real Kong! …oh, wait.
lareina!!!! Welcome back!!! Sven will tend to you shortly.
Meanwhile … *passes flask*
A Swedish cricketer . . . Hmm, learning one’s Overs in fjords could bulk a fella up a tad . . .
Yeah, but is he pining for the fjords?
If so, he’d be a Norwegian Blue, and, ergo, the implacable and constant foe of the Swenske Whits–why the Test would become a Pekinpah movie at best . . .
‘Swedish cricketer’ sounds like a Muppet Show sketch that needs to happen.
What, with all the references to freshwater, saltwater, goldfish, a golden monkey and wavestarters, I’d’ve expected a golden shower in there somewhere.
corner?
Oh man, urine trouble now!
Yeah, and you better behave yourself in the corner. Make sure to dot your I’s and cross your tee tees.
And what’s with the quilt square? Get back into your avitar right now or you will be shunned!
Reading this ad, Monty Python’s Cheese Shop Skit comes to mind:
Me: Do you have a Coralife?
Sparky: I’m afraid we’re fresh out of Coralife.
Me: OK, how about a fine Bichir?
Sparky: Never at the end of the week, sir. Always get them fresh on Monday.
Me: Yes well, I need a fluval heater…….
Sparky: It’s been on order for two weeks, sir. I was expectiog it this morning
Me: Oscar lobster?
Sparky: Sorry………
And on and on – ad nauseam………….
Ahem.
“[A]nemone” is spelt correctly, but “caje” is not?
Odd thought: “cadge” (sometimes “caje” or “cadje”) is to acquire by wheedling or ad hoc barter. Sometimes associated with “cumshaw” a SW Pacific pidgin term for sequential trading ( a to get b; b to get c; c to get d; all to trade d for the desired e).
[rolls over to nap more]
“Where do you live, Nemo?”
“In an anemmmoo, an amenemee, uh…uh…”
“It’s okay, don’t hurt yourself.”
I think I saw them in concert once.
“wet dry fresh water”
Wet dry water… is THAT how they are able to keep fish in a bird cage?
Forget the caje. I want the original plan to Spinal Tap’s Stonehenge set!
That’s a very silly line.
Sit down.
at last a practical illustration of verbal diarrhoea – thanks Sparky
I went to the National Aquarium yesterday. It was a lot more interesting that this ad, though there might not have been as many words…
Who have we got in the box? Oh, right, Hammy. Cute puppy you!
Punchity Punch Punch!
G’Night, Bedlam!