YSaC, Vol. 859: Sorry, Charlie.
2010 November 23
Price to Sell – $650
Red two door sport car by Satan SC1, New radio Sun roof runs price to sell or best offer
The Devil went down to AutoRow
He was looking for a car to buy
He was in a bind ’cause his credit was declined
He needed to reapply
When he came across this sport car
with a radio sun roof priced to sell
and the devil took out his wallet
and said, “Boy, I need this car in hell.”
[more verses to follow in the comments, I’m sure!]
Thanks for the ad, Angel!
I’ll bet you didn’t know it, but I’m a pretty good salesman too
And if you care
To take a dare
I’ll make a bet with you.
Now you sell a pretty mean car, boy
But give this devil his due
I’ll bet a red two-door sport car against yer soul
Cuz I think I’m better’n you.
The salesman said: “My name’s Johnny and it might be a sin,
“But I’ll take your bet, your gonna regret, ‘cos I’m the best that’s ever been.”
chorus:
Johnny you sharpen up your sell tactics and play your car dealer tricks.
‘Cos hells broke loose in AutoRow and the devil has the sticks.
And if you win you get this shiny 650 in gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.
The salesman said, “My name’s Paladini, and margins might be thin,
But I’ll take your bet, you’re gonna regret, ‘cos mine’s the best pitch that’s ever been.”
Pladini, you loosen up your throat and pitch your sale hard
‘Cos recession broke loose in Georgia, and the devil needs his car
And if you win, you’ll get this shiny Maybach made of gold
But if you lose, the devil gets yer soul. (And that lovely Corvette.)
EDIT: Dangit, took too long. 🙂
Heh! I like yours better Mr. Field……
Awesomsauce, both of you!
Who’s next?
Guess I’ll fill in the missing verse before Windy’s post, just for continuity’s sake. 😉
The devil cracked his knuckles and remarked, “You’re headin’ south,”
And fire flew from his waggling tongue as he limbered up his mouth
As he drew a sound from his vocal cords, he made an evil hiss
Then a customer trained his eyes on him, and he pitched it something like this:
[music stops]
“Come on down to AutoTown, we’ve got the best deals on new and used vehicles in the entire country! All the biggest brands, Ford, Chevy, Toyota, Honda, Hyundai, Acura, Audi, Hummer — you want it? We got it! Look at this 2011 Hummer H3, just $44,000 fully loaded! No money down, no interest, and 0.5% financing for one full year! You won’t find deals like this anywhere else in the good ol’ US of A! Come in today and we’ll even throw in a set of truck balls absolutely free! Don’t wait, hurry down to AutoTown today for a hell of a deal!”
[music continues]
When the devil finished, Paladini said, “Well, you’re pretty good ol’ son,
But sit down on that hood, right there, and let me show you how it’s done.”
FICA in the salesroom checking your score,
Kick the tires and slam the door,
Looks like this one’s gonna balk,
Granny, will you loan me–
Child, we’ll talk.
Satan SC1 = $650
El Diablo = $666
Infiniti = ?
Ininiti – $ ∞
Thanks… I didn’t have time to find the symbol.
Oh, according to me, ….. apparently that’s the Ininiti symbol…not the Infinity symbol
What I get for a quick check during work hours. Endless ennui.
Millionths of doors for both of you.
Now I have to find that red car that drives around my neighborhood, and send you a picture. The one with the “What Would Satan Do?” logo hand painted on the front…forked tail and all.*
*Actual car.
What do you want to bet that they aren’t actual Satanists and are just doing it for irony/to annoy people? I’d love to see someone in a really good devil outfit, reeking of sulphur, criticize their driving:
“What would Satan do? How about, use the turn signal, you lazy idiot!”
“Hey! Ouch! You just stabbed me!”
“What else do you think this pitchfork is for, dumbass?” [evil cackle]
As seen on Pimp My Ride: Hades Edition
Features custom dashboard inlaid with the teeth of unbaptised infants, seats upholstered with five now-extinct species of spider and the windshield washer fluid is made from the tears of our defeated enemies. Modified to run on the anguished screams of the damned, gets 25MPG city, 32MPG highway.
What? No St. Lucifer medal hanging from the rear view mirror?
There’s a St. Elmo bobblehead in the back. It giggles when you drive over
childrenspeed bumps.Speaking of Satan’s car, the license plate is pretty funny to me.
I had no idea Satan was making cars.
Ooh, look, it has Fire and Brimstone tires!
PS – I’ve missed you all!
Hugs Manda!! We missed you too!
Glad your back. Did the kids finally untie you?
Halloween candy finally run out and the kids are now comatose?
Kids + class stuff + house stuff = really busy and no snark. I hate when my snark runs away. I’m glad it came back.
Was it chased away by a herd of wild chihuahuas?
Manda was out conquering the world of math. She kicked it’s ASS, by the way.
MUAHAHAHA! *ahem* I mean yes. Yes I did.
Clearly, Satan’s tired of hitching rides to Hell in old Chevrolets, cloven hoof on the clutch.
We missed you too Manda!
Good morning Snark Lounge. This is an excellent earworm with which to start off the day.
I’m so happy this will be a short week. I’m not sure I can make it through today, let alone tomorrow. And my advisor is leaving early today, so he won’t be there to know if I’m there. It’s so hard to stay focused sometimes….
I’m with you AR…my vay-kay starts in 3 hrs and although I’ll truly, truly miss each and every one of you I’ll be away for a WHOLE week. Yay!!
Added bonus, for the FIRST time in over 30 years my ass is NOT spending all day Thanksgiving in a hot, steamy kitchen.
Double YAY!!!
Enjoy!!!!!!
Doors, bees and gourmet chocolates for drmk! I don’t think I’ve ever had coffee in my sinuses this early before.
I keep reading that as “government chocolates”.
Like government cheese only
betterworse… I dunno.I’m pretty sure Government Chocolate is IF’s Government Mule cover band.
Well, at least radio sunroof runs. That’ll help keep things cool and provide some tunes in the cabin when you’re driving through hell.
Sure, it sounds good, but you might want to see if you can swap the radio for an iPod dock or something. Radio stations in Hell are take their hellishness very seriously. They play the “Christmas Shoes” song over and over and over and…
I really feel for this guy. I had the New radio Sun roof runs the last time I visited Mexico, and let me tell you, they aren’t pretty.
Thank the bees that I had some automotive strength Pepto Bismol with me.
…are you sure that wasn’t automodium strength?
Sure, the new radio sun roof runs, but it only gets 2 stations. One station only plays “Highway to Hell” and “Runnin’ with the Devil”. The other plays “I Will Always Love You” on repeat. I’ll pass.
Hmmm…this was supposed to be up there under smiling puppy’s comment. Oh well! “And IIIIIIIII will always love youuuuuu…..”
*click* click* click* Darn buttons must be broken.
What? Manda, while they’re a good start, I think the playlists are bigger than that, and I think the snarkers here can add suggestions. 🙂
I’m going to go with INXS’s “Devil Inside” for my Radio Hell playlist suggestion, and for “Seasons in the Sun” for Radio Inferno.
“You Light Up My Life” is a must for any Radio Hell (Your Station for the HOTTEST Hits!) playlist.
“Hot, Hot, Hot” and “Devil with a Blue Dress On” for Radio Hell.
“Wildfire” for Radio Inferno. Worst song of all time, plus it has fire in the name and features a dead girl and her dead horse. Though “Seasons in the Sun” is also an excellent awful choice.
Camille, I worked at a grocery store which was always tuned to a station that had an evening call-in program. Invariably, someone with no taste would call in to dedicate something to their baby daddy (though that term wasn’t known to me then), who was probably in jail. Favored selections were “Seasons in the Sun,” “Wildfire” (which I considered suggesting, it comes close second), and “Mr. Bojangles.” That was twenty years ago, but whenever I hear those songs … let’s just say I’ll do anything you want if you make them stop. When the stock boys turned the station at 11 to the classic rock station’s “Get the Led [Zeppelin] Out” program, I, no Zep fan then, was always happier.
*twitch*
we had soy
we had rum
we had seasons in the sun.
Worst songs:
Any song called “Patches” – sung by Dickey Lee or George Jones. There apparently are 2 different abominations with this title.
Having my Baby – Paul Anka
Watching Scotty Grow – Bobby Goldsboro
either those or MmmmBop and about 75 more.
Radio Hell would play “Sympathy for the Devil”, complete with a bonus track consisting solely of the “hoo-hoo” background vocals that stick in my head for hours every time I hear it.
Radio Inferno would have Maria Carey block parties. *shudder*
My mother is apparently twitching and muttering that her own personal Radio Inferno would include “Winchester Cathedral.” Grampdaddy may know what I’m talking about … for those who don’t, just take my word for it that my mother is in fact right (yes, I did say that), it’s a terrible song.
The theme “songs” for CSI and CSI: Miami played on a continuous ten minute loop and renamed “The Crushing Of Roger Daltrey’s Testicles In A Vice, Part One.”
earworm alert:
The whistling part of Winchester Cathedral— performed whilst singer has his head deep inside a ceramic commode.
Thanks for nuthin’ Lola!
For Radio Inferno, I also submit “My Heart Will Go On”, “Mandy”, and “Last Train to Clarksville”. Out of respect for our beloved Llamanun*, I will refrain from putting “Hang on Sloopy” on the playlist.
*bees be upon her
I think I may have shared this on here before, but (edited version) was at the front of a bus going around a bad corner in bad weather (I was certain that only the right front wheel was touching the road) while I stood just behind The Line, with nothing but the strength of my wrist holding the bar keeping me from flying headfirst through the windshield, and realized the radio was playing “Pleasant Valley Sunday.” More fervently than I can say, I prayed not to die, because I didn’t want that to be the last song I ever heard.
John Denver’s “Rocky Mountain High” gives me the creeps.
(I kind of don’t hate “Last Train to Clarksville.” Sorry, MandaB. I’m with you on the other two, though.)
Why are you people messing with my MP3 Player? If you don’t like the songs, leave it alone!
*goll-durn writers today can’t even match Winchester Cathedral, that’s all I’m saying*
Ooh yeah…Mickey Dolenz singing Pleasant Valley Sunday (or was that Davey Jones?)… the last sounds on earth….like an episode of The Twilight Zone.
I think we may have accidentally left out “Disco Inferno” for Radio Hell. And possibly for Radio Inferno as well, though I think it is not in the same league as some of the drivel on that playlist.
Ah the shame. I like both Winchester Cathedral and Last Train To Clarksville.
My radio stations in hell will likely be the same as the stations we have here. Top 40 crap and the classic rock that uses the words classic and rock very loosely. Like, Hold On Loosely kinds of loosely.
Just noticed something weird. “Winchester Cathedral” was recorded by the New Vaudeville Band – which has DEVIL right in the middle of it.
“Burn, baby burn! Dante’s Inferno! Burn, baby, burn!”
I’d love to see the CARFAX report on this one.
One owner. Only driven to Satanic church service during the solstices. I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.
I find it ironic this ad was turned in by Angel. Coincidence? I think not!
I’ve got one of those Satan cars myself!
*rereads car decal*
Damn, never mind. My car was made by Stan.
At least it wasn’t made by Santa. That one would be running on a V-8 reindeer motor. Only runs great in snow.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer!
Sorry, I might be in a silly mood. I’ll blame drmk for sticking with such a bouncy earworm so early in the day. Thanks!
*sticking me…
Argh, not rereading until the edit has timed out.
I had a minivan that I know was made and possessed by Satan (I don’t care that it said Chry***** on the outside.)
My last car was named Judas. He rebelled against air conditioning, the cd player, and the idea of windows staying up during snowstorms. You can never trust Judas.
I found that ironic too!
Totally OT – but I just had to share the cause of today’s sinus enema….
I’m getting ready to go on vacation, so one of the PR guys brings me a project that simply MUST be completed before I go.
No biggie, it’s just a table with some information relevant to our business about different towns with…shall we say, possibilities?
One of the categories is “Attractions”, and for one of towns (pop. 502) the “attraction” is….a well. Not just any well, but a friggin’ huge well.
I read it. I blinked. I laughed my ample arse off.
Ahhh…good times….I can just see this one…
Lassie and Timmy head to the HUGE well, and…..
Timmy – “Lassie, look it’s the HUGE well!”
Timmy leans over to look down inside, just as Lassie decides to “greet” him in that unique way dogs have.
Timmy – “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH….”
Splash!
Okay, so I’m a twisted sort.
And that’s why you fit in here.
What was I saying about focus?
But it’s perfectly normal to sort your M&Ms by color before you eat them!
Wait, what were we talking ab….Oh, shiny!
Yes to all that.
SJ – are you implying that everyone doesn’t do that???
My coworker sorts her m&ms by color and then eats them in descending order by volume. She’s the normal one.
M&Ms, Skittles, Cadbury Mini Eggs … I don’t do it as much as I did when I was a kid, but will still do that occasionally.
Now I want candy.
I was browsing in Godiva the other day while my husband bought me a present elsewhere in the mall, and it was SO HARD to resist buying something. It all looked so yummy.
If I have a flat surface to eat off, I will sort my M&Ms and then eat the extras so that I have the same number of each color. Then, I will eat one of each color, usually in a rainbow sort of order, and repeat until they’re all gone.
If I don’t have a flat surface upon which to play this game, I just eat ’em randomly out of the bag.
(Little compulsive but not terribly obsessive…
Or is that the other way around?)
Huh? I thought everyone sorted M&Ms alphabetically……..
I eat them in the same order as the visible light spectrum, starting at red and ending with blue. Any browns are eaten first, since they are the most “chocolatey”* of M&Ms.
*I know they aren’t, but they are.
I don’t think I’d ever discussed this with anyone before, it was just something I did. It’s kind of nice to know I’m not the only one. *dabs tear* You are my people!
I used to sort my Lucky Charms cereal into marshmallows and non-marshmallows, and then sort the marshmallows by color.
I guess people who poke fun at others’ grammar, spelling, and punctuation probably score pretty high on the ol’ OCD-o-meter, huh?
I do something very similar, sj, except that the brown ones, being the most chocolatey, get saved for last.
Also, welcome home, Lola. Welcome home.
I did the m&m sorting thing too. I also try to eat my meals so that I don’t have more of one food than another at any time during the meal and that the last bite I take (not necessarily the last bite left) of each occurs around the same time. But I will willing wear socks that are of different colors and styles.
All I can say is….
YOU PEOPLE ARE FREAKS!!!! FREAKS, I SAY!
(vivisecting my Oreos does not count!)
Mudsy, if we are freaks, you’re the bearded lady.*
*A fake one, like those fat men in December.
I refuse to pick up a few extra hours at the mall this time of year. Besides, I’m Scandinavian and the necessary facial hair is a little hard to pull off.
I don’t sort M&M’s because they all taste the same, but Skittles absolutely must be sorted so that I can eat the yucky purple ones first and save the nummy red ones for last.
Mudsy, something about pots … and kettles … and takes one to know one …
Hey…AR….aren’t you supposed to be working in a lab right now?
*shush*
😉
Oh, I sort my M&Ms. The order I eat them in varies though. I save whatever color fits my mood for last and then usually go in order of my personal favorite colors (least to most) for the rest.
As for the brown being the most chocolatey even though they’re actually not…you all remember the tan M&Ms, right? I swore they tasted like peanut butter even though they didn’t.
I miss the tan M&Ms. And I still have trouble eating the red ones. They’re just . . . not right. But they all taste the same to me.
Stephanae, I went about 20 years not eating the red ones. Way back before I was born, the red dye was found to be carcinogenic and replaced. Somehow my best friend in kindergarten heard about the red M&Ms causing cancer, but not that it was no longer the case. She’d had a tumor removed when she was very small, and was terrified of getting cancer again, so she wouldn’t eat the red ones, and warned me off of them too. (So I would give them to my little sister.) Even once I knew the whole story, it took me long time to get over the aversion to red M&Ms.
Yes, because of the carcinogenic red dye and the resulting PR problems, they didn’t make red M&Ms for a long time (although the carcinogenic type of dye was never actually in red M&Ms). So when I was a kid, there were no red ones. Blue ones are all wrong, too. The proper M&Ms colors are Brown, Tan, Yellow, Green, and Orange. I just don’t approve of the rest of those newfangled colors.
I just love that you gave the dangerous M&Ms to your little sister!
I sort my M&Ms by alpha, Ms on one side, Ws on the other. Then by color.
I also sort the meds I legally take by size, and if they are hard pills or nice soft capsuls. And I make all my ducks stand in a row!
Used to sort mine into traffic lights and ate them last.
Pissed me off when they discontinued the red ones; wouldn’t buy M&M’s for awhile even after they brought ’em back.
I may not have given them to her when I *actually* thought they were dangerous, but I went many years knowing they were not dangerous and not eating them anyway.
If it makes you feel better/worse, I think the red dye used on M&Ms contains carmine, which is ground up blister beetles. Yum!
LOL! AR I have no issues with foc- SQUIRREL!!
I was talking about my own focus. Like the fact that I’m commenting on YSaC in the lab, which I’m not supposed to do, b/c then I can’t stop and get any work done.
Yeah, okay, I’ll cop to sorting my M&Ms (or any small, multicoloured candies) according to their place on the colour spectrum. But I absolutely do not eat my popcorn by biting off the crunchy bits and making a pile of hulled “heads” that I definitely do not then eat by themselves because it’s like melt-in-your-mouth popcorn without the bits of hull getting stuck between your teeth.
I mean, who does that? That’s crazy.
It’s FREAKish….
Hopefully, these snack food peccadilloes can be treated with drugs—drugs that can be easily sorted by color, shape, and size.
I should point out that I do not eat the crunchy bits rather than just waste them. I just don’t eat the “heads” afterward.
That would be silly.
Smiley Puppy, try Googling “Japanese hulless popcorn”. It will change your (snacking) life.
Hulless … popcorn?
It is permissible to drool in here? I mean, with a bib, of course.
You may have just changed my life, at least as far as popcorn consumption goes. Looks like it’s going to be a bit hard to find but there seems to be some mom ‘n pop web store willing to ship bags of ’em. I might just have to try some. Sure as hell sounds like it’d beat Orville Redenbacher.
Maybe the well was on Peed Road (my personal favorite road name here in Raleigh).
Sparky has a Price to sell. He doesn’t tell us what that Price is but he is selling it for $650.
Also, Charlie Daniels ROCKS.
One of the customer conferences put on by the afore-mentioned business happened to be in Nashville and they hired the Charlie Daniels band for the end-of-conference shindig. That company seriously knew how to make a great party!
Hey everyone – I’m outta here. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving Holiday!
You too CJ!!!!
Remember the mantra: Cranberry sauce is evil!
Also – Gravy is not a beverage!
LIES! Jones Soda says it is. As is turkey, green beans, mashed potatoes, and fruitcake.
Cranberry sauce may be evil, but cranberry juice and vodka can help you fight the evil!
Cranberry sauce is evil.
I decided to try to make homemade cranberry sauce tonight.
Word of advice: Don’t look away from the stove once it starts boiling. Mine ended up heavily caramelized. I have to buy a new non-stick pot now. ::sigh::
LimeLolly, do yourself a favor and get a decent stainless steel pot instead. That non-stick coating can be deadly, and is bad for pets, kids, and most living things.
That was the plan. And a sandblaster for cleaning up the burnt offerings. I don’t ruin pots and pans too often, but when I do, it’s done thoroughly.
And pizza can be a traditional dinner.
Meatloaf, too.
Cranberry sauce is NOT evil!
More crazy food stories. I must have a perfectly balanced 1:1 ratio of cranberry sauce to turkey so that every bite has equal amounts of each. If I do not achieve this when serving up my plate and I discover that the ratio is off sometime during eating, I have to get more of whatever I did not get enough of so that the ratio ends up perfectly balanced. I usually don’t have to do the corrective servings anymore though because I’ve been doing this for about…let’s see, I’m 27…so, probably 20 years or so.
This actually makes a lot of sense…
Ha! I am indeed among friends if my crazy cranberry/turkey thing makes sense.
That makes perfect sense to me, Bridgete. I’m the only cranberry eater in my house but that will not stop me from making fresh sauce. Tofu turkey, yes, canned cranberries, no way.
I am so craving turkey and cranberry sauce right now! Stop it! LOL
Have a wonderful holiday!
And save the neck for me!!!
I can’t get my sun roof to even run to the end of the driveway.*
*Okay, I don’t have a sun roof.**
** or a driveway***
*** I do have an end.
As the Prince of Darkness, wouldn’t Satan want a moon roof instead of a sun roof?
Well, there’s no sun in hell, so he wants to make the most of it when he’s driving around on the surface.
M&Ms may be eaten in a random manner, but Skittles and Dots must be consumed 2 by 2, with both being the same color. Any singles left over may be consumed by themselves.
Stephanae, I love the purple skittles. Trade ya for my yucky green Dots.
I don’t eat enough Skittles to have developed a preference or Skittles-eating routine. The last ones I tried were :shudder: chocolate flavored. I believe they were made by the devil.
That’s a deal, Tankerbell!
Jelly beans are also sorted by color, and eaten least favorite (white) first and most favorite (black) last.
I also used to eat fruit cocktail, sorting the fruit out so that pineapple was eaten first, then pears, then peaches, then cherries.
I would do fruit cocktail in exactly the opposite order! We should have traded.
: Looks in Golden Lotus Box:
: Goes looking for soft pillows and duck tape.:
Muwa-ha-ha-ha! I’ve got you now, My Pretty! And your little cat, too!
:cringes:
Not the face! I need my mouth for eating and occasional back-sassing.
Here’s to wishing thebst for all of holiday-ing.
May your travels be uneventful, that you arrive safe from harm and that all dangers were safely behind you.
Let there be peace and calm and joyous renunion (even if with
**************, er, family).Remember those who keep watch; those that stand in steadfast lonely vigil that others may sit and petty bicker.
Amid the din and uproar, consider all those whose ears still but ring.
In the garish light, to frightful fashion sight’d, and pixelated stare–consider those who face the dark, who must discern a bump in the night from some horrible fright.
And, as ever, all those for whom it is fore’er night.
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For Peace to be our profession, the wages are unending Eternal Vigilance; no matter by how many or how few.
Standing guard even sitting behind a desk.
Wonderfully put, Cap’n.
That’s beautiful Cap’n, did you write that?
Above the underscore, yes.
Have quite a quantity of doggerel in that vein to draw from.
First one under the underscore would be a former CNO on operational readiness.
Is it okay if I’m not going by boat? Will this still apply?
Hehe…
As long as you are extremely careful near the 38th parallel
I must echo the others and say well put, Capn.
Yeah, Cap’n, what they said. And I promise to be thankful for everyone who keeps us safe, and say a prayer for those who can’t have them home for Thanksgiving because they’re on guard.
Like everyone else already said, well put, Cap’n.
Happy Holidays and safe travels!
To the rest of you who still have to sit through another eight hours of work, see ya tomorrow.
Still no work for me, not tomorrow, in any event.
No travel, either, other than to run a couple errands.
Should be about, to engage in snark, unless the college kids have managed to infect me with the current rhinovirus <unhappy face>
Perhaps the pawn shop will inspire me to further doggerel.
[OT]Wish me luck, everyone. I’m on my way home to hole up against the blizzard.[/OT]
Stephanae, why do you go to Dairy Queen if you don’t like the — Oh, sorry. You must be talking about weather. Best of luck, and a warm haven at the end of your journey!
Stay safe, and warm thoughts to all who have the misfortune to be snowed on.
Stay warm and safe.
Hahahaha…. Blizzard…. That was funny…. (Though, I guess depending on how much farther north you are, you might have gotten more than my half inch of snow….) (Yes, this is a super-late comment. I resisted late-commenting on the M&Ms—I do the EXACT same thing as Moira—but the blizzard was funny….)
So, I take it that this car does not have a clothespin jeebus sitting on the dashboard.
*I don’t care if it rains or freezes…
Not enough doors in the world to throw at you! 8)
Ironically, however, the air freshener hanging from the rear-view mirror is SpiceChrist scented.
Well, Ol’ Scratch does love the smell of blaspheme in the morning.
One of my friends gave me a dollar-store dangly (perfect for rear-view mirror or other) air freshener that was one of those changing ones (depending on perspective) featuring the Virgin Mary. The best part? The packaging warned against letting it hang in too-close proximity to painted or laquered surfaces. I don’t know what kind of “vanilla” scent one has to use if the off-gassing causes warnings like that.
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Red two door sport car, by Satan, SC1.
New radio Sun roof price to sell; and she run.
Fire and Brimstone tyres, and seats, she got two.
So if you wear your Prada, then this’s the car for you.
Kind of OT but in follow up to yesterday’s anecdotes:
Family. Driving people to drink* for thousands of generations.
*or other chemical use
Oyyyyyyyyyyyyy …
My mother-in-law is staying the night while she’s in town visiting family. Surprisingly though (given the stereotype) she isn’t the one on that side of the family that’s hard to deal with, so it’s not a problem.
Diablo motors had a hell of a sale, downtown yesterday,
Word got around, no money down, take years and years to pay;
When I got there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold on,
For a little cash, I gotta two-tone Nash, out behind the barn.
*It’s good to be back.
Steve-O!!!! Wow, it’s like an early Christmas! Hope you can stay awhile, especially with contributions such as that. 8)
Steve-O!!! Welcomes!!!! Hope you can stay.
A million adores for the Nash reference. Awesome.
Well, I took a bit of a technological sabbatical, but I’m back for a while. It’s good to see the same friendly faces and a few new ones.
Stick around and I’ll temporarily revert to Catherine Deneuve in your honor. (Really.) 8)
I rather liked her! I was curious about the current avatar though… I am rapidly growing fond of her as well.
It’s STEVE-O! We missed you. I had to defend your honor a few weekends ago. I think it’s part of Windrose’s last recap.
Recaps are in the fora, if you are interested. 8)
Well thank you Christina, its good to be missed. I am blushing… Wait, that’s frostbite. It’s -6 degrees and people are having a hell of a time not wrecking their cars or keeping fires in their proper receptacles.
Christina Hendricks from “Mad Men,” “Firefly,” other productions. If you like her, I’ll leave her up. 🙂
Anyway … got any good EMS stories? 😀
If the devil danced in empty pockets he’d have a ball in mine.
What happened to the other one?
He doesn’t like to talk about it. Still hurts.
*Opens door*
“Your door is a jar, filled with the souls of the dammed, BWAHAHAHAHA” *Echo*
When is a door not a door?
When it’s a jar.
sarajean80, here is a Punchity Punch Punch that will give you wings!
G’Night, Spring Hill!