YSaC, Vol. 251: Iw4mW,B IV: Pick one extreme, plz. Kthx.
Wheres my bed buddy at? – w4m – 21
It’s amazing how much thought i’ve put into this little post, so here goes.
You’re right … it’s astounding. It’s almost as though you’ve thought about it at all.
On the other extreme, there’s this, sent in by Kati:
Cowboy Take Me Away… far away – 21 (Here)
hmmm… Well, my dream man is:
at least 6′ tall, not fat but not anorexic either (preferably semi-muscular), drives a truck (preferably a chevy).. if it’s not a chevy, it’s ok.. but I will make fun of you everyday, especially if you ever have the misfortune of breaking down. country music is a must (at least half the time). you don’t have to own a gun, but be able to shoot one. –not an alcoholic– DOESN’T OWN ANY PINK SHIRTS —THIS IS A DEALBREAKER!!! I WILL BURN IT. please at least believe in God. i won’t have you talkin trash about every country song that uses God’s name when I’m listening to it. (i don’t go to church a lot either) Trash-talking just annoys me. I don’t believe in abortion… (sorry… actually, no.. i’m not sorry) If we’re arguing and you ever have the balls to hit me first, I will make sure you don’t have the balls to do it again. However, if I hit you first(which i’ve never done in my life), hit me back… What the hell are you thinking?! You’re just gonna sit there and let me beat your ass???!!! Are you a man or not? hmmm Don’t have any diseases (just in case i ever do get around to doing that with you). You must be able to go to Wal Mart with me, even if it’s just to stand in the hunting/fishing section the whole time I do the shopping. Have a decent job (there shouldn’t be any question about this if you’re plannin on keepin that pretty truck of your’s). I know it’s branded across your little redneck heart, but PLEASE try not to say “Gitterdone” everytime someone says anything. Please don’t dip either (eww). I prefer non-smokers, but this is negotiable since obviously 90% of people in GA are dumb and want cancer. You need to like four-wheelers, mud boggin, kids, obviously trucks, going out occasionally, and the fact that i like t-shirts and jeans. You must own boots; if you don’t own any, I’ll know you’re fakin’.
ok… well, I think I might be done. Who knows? I could be forgetting something. But, it doesn’t matter, does it because the man I’m looking for (if he does in fact exist) probably doesn’t know how to use a computer. ..so he will never even see this ad. … at least I provided ya’ll with some entertainment for a minute… If you do think you’re this guy, don’t be over 30. Email me, and I’ll reply. People who don’t think you’re this guy but just wanna bitch because I’m too picky. Please don’t email me. That just annoys me, and this is what I’ve wanted since I was 14 years old. Hey, if he’s out there, why shouldn’t I find him?
I don’t think she’s thought about her fantasy man at all, do you? I mean, it’s not like anyone who responds is going to be compared to an imaginary standard that they’re going to fail to live up to in one way or another.
What do you think is up with the pink shirt thing? For me, a man secure enough in his masculinity to wear pink is kind of hot.
Um….the second poster described my BIL. To a fuckin’ T.
Note to self: Just found reason 7,986 to never go to Georgia.
Note to self: Just found reason 7,986 to never go to Georgia.
I know right where my Bed Buddy is. It’s in my closet!
http://www.esgmassage.com/imgs/white-bed-buddy.jpg
The past few years the Calgary Stampede (red neck capital of Canada, and the “Greatest Outdoor Show on Earth”) has had pink cowboy hats and shirts for breast cancer. The campaign is called Man Enough to Wear Pink. I hate pink as a colour, but think it’s pretty cool.
I mean really, guys like boobs more than the women do, it makes sense.
What on earth could this lady have left to talk about on a first date?
oh, i don’t think she’d have any problem whatsoever filling some air time
If 2nd poster is around the same age as her cowboy: kudos to her for being so articulate at such a young age. I choked on her comments about Wal-Mart, whether she was being ironic or not. She isn’t hating on anyone, just specifying! (btw, I am a chick, 41, and pro-choice — I just like this girl’s spirit.)
Hmm…… Articulate was not one of the initial descriptions i had on this post.
Hey, she knows what she wants. That’s all I’m saying!
The cowboy lover sounds just like my best friend, except her dream cowboy HAD to have a mustache. She finally found him when she was in her 30s. Two years after marrying her dream man, they divorced – and rather nastily, too. Now in her 40s, she finally realizes all those nit-picky “had to haves” kept her from getting to know some great men. She’s now dating a great guy who’s an insurance agent and clean shaven! LOL
That first poster has probably found by now that by posting “w4m – 21” on CL that she has about 1,452 new buddies.
The second poster could come to the Fl Panhandle and think she’d died and gone to heaven.
It would be funny if her perfect guy existed, saw her ad, and was interested, but was colorblind and had a bunch of pink shirts he never realized were pink.
I feel like I just got out of a therapy session with the “Cowboy Loving Chick”. I think I need a nap!
Well, 2nd poster, good luck with aaalllll that. On an entirely related note: I’m feeling the urge to hit you, and I’m not even male.
What’s the difference between trash-talking and making fun? Making fun of the guy that wears pink shirts is acceptable, but trash-talking country music songs that mention God is not. Is she then ok with making fun of country songs that mention God and making fun of her for listening to them?
I don’t think there is someone willing to put up with your ridiculously high standards. Or your ridicule. Or, in all actuality, your personality.