YSaC, Vol. 1497: I palindrome I
Looking for a nice talented female
hi i am looking for an smart talented female for a private gigs ,
Please be smart and fun loving .
if you have what it takes for it hit replay ,
you will be rewarded good
Talent? I have talent! Why, I can prepare fugu while juggling three rabid badgers. Here, have the liver. It’s the best part.
Not the kind of talent you were looking for? Okay, watch me tap dance Dante’s Inferno. I won second prize at the Loving County Fair. I would have won first prize, too, if it wasn’t for the turtle that could twirl fire.
I have to be smart, too? Fine. I can name 3.14 to two decimeter places, and I can spell radar forwards AND backwards.
I keep hitting replay, but for some reason my computer keeps singing “Sailing“* by Christopher Cross instead of rewarding me. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong.
Thanks, Lewis!
*Do not, under any circumstances, click this link.
Must be … talented. Must be … fun-loving.
Wink wink. Nudge nudge.
Corner corner.
1. I needed a new earworm.
2. I’m nice. Everyone tells me so.
3. I’m smart. Oh, that right there disqualifies me.
Sorry, Sparky!
After reading that, my brain is creating a mashup of Sailing and I Palindrome I.
It’s actually not terrible.
You are doing better than I am, then–I keep getting TMBG covering “Sail Away” . . .
This may require some serious bluegrass.
Or, Karajan conducting Beethoven.
Or, “Momentary Lapse of Reason.”
If I agree to take that on, you’ll have to relieve me of my current earworm mashup of “You Make My Dreams Come True” and “Valerie”.
Smart, nice, talented, fun-loving…. No other requirements?
How about a 92 year-old 300 lb. drag queen pole dancer with crotch rot and a wooden leg?
Personally, I’d hit eject.
If by “gigs” you mean “giggity”…
Do I just need to be smart enough to grammar better than you? If so, I’m your gal!
This is for the version of Britain’s got Talent that they can only play after midnight.
It’s nice to see Cinemax branching out into reality programming.
Probably more like USANetwork Friday-night programming of Bowdlerized R-rated flicks.
Much like those edited-to-PG versions of erstwhile salacious films like “Porky’s” “Loosing It” or the like–I suspect Sparky here has a number of scenes deleted, and a herky-jerky sort of story line with unpredictable jump cuts.
You’re forgetting the really bad overdubs. My all-time favorite is John Goodman at the end of “Fallen” screaming, “Forget you, my friend!”
If “Sailing” would just take me away to where I’ve always wanted to be, I’d be far, far away from Sparky.
could be sparky are just looking for an gud editor to Proof Read his personal adds.
Is that supposed to be some sort of rhyming poetry ad? ‘Cause that’s the way I be reading it.
I be smart. I love fun (and I tolerate Fun). I have talent. Granted my talents are carrying things on my bead and turning things into porn, but I think this is one time those talents are relevant. But wait, I am not nice. Guess I don’t qualify after all.
The folks at “Overthinking It” went on a whole riff on one of their podcasts on which entire Grammy *catagories* are more fun than the band Fun.
We were looking for a kleptomaniac ex-Mossad agent who can play the harpsichord while juggling a live badger, so… yeah, not quite what we wanted.
I’m smart – I can read.
I’m talented – I can read.
I’m fun-loving – I can read.
My books don’t have a replay button – but I can read.
I like rewards – and I can read.
Come to think of it, I don’t think this will work between us: my only talent is my ability to read. And Sparky, I can read between the lines too.
C””J, so happy to let you out of the box on Hump Day! Punchity Punch Punch!
Good Morning, STNFs!